I never did trust Facebook

Facebook requires all this personal information just to sign up! So before I did a real profile, I tested it out by creating a fake one, using the photo that you see here and the name Cherise Glomp.

As of this writing, Cherise has only 2 friends, both of whom are my children. My husband took one look and refused to “friend” me! So please friend Cherise if you’d like. She could use the company!

No, I didn’t grow a mustache for this photo; it’s just terrible lighting.

No, I didn’t grow a mustache for this photo; it’s just terrible lighting.

And if you’d like to check out just how much information Facebook has on you, go here. I guarantee you, it’s horrifying.