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Eat Your feelings Enema

If you could banish anger, grief and sadness from your life, wouldn’t you?

Wouldn’t you rather just feel contented all the time?

Well, don’t wait any longer! Instead of feeling terrible, just excuse yourself for a few moments, enjoy a satisfying Eat Your Feelings Enema, and flush away your troubles.

Comes in four delightful scents: 

• Coconut Mint is like a breath of happiness
• Chocolate Crumb Cake will put you in a self-satisfied mood
• Strawberry Fizz induces feelings akin to strolling through a berry patch
• And after you use Pizza scent, you’ll swear that you just grabbed a slice with your best buddies

Stop putting up with unhappiness! For a limited time only, our Combination Pack, which includes all four scents, is reduced from $74.89 to $59.99. Order today!

Warning: Side effects may include diarrhea, constipation, muscle function loss in the lower extremities, baldness