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I Suppose it's Time for a Suppository

Do you experience any of the following?

Perpetual gastrointestinal torment?

Pancreatic pain?

Persistent gallbladder trouble?

Huge hemorrhoidal issues?

Esophageal agony?

Or is embarrassing excess wind wrecking your social life?

If you are searching for alimentary relief for any of the above, I Suppose it's Time for a Suppository will allow you to relax on a cushy cloud of intestinal bliss. Once inserted, this suppository acts instantly like a calming balm for what ails ‘ya, whether it be at one end of the digestive tract or the other, and even if it’s in between.

WARNING: May cause seizures and blindness. Take with caution, as this medication contains 95% morphine. A small (only 22%) of users become addicted. May also cause diarrhea.