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Odors-B-Gone

Don’t be held back from achieving what you want in life because of worry over offensive personal odors. Whether it’s that horrible smell that drives people out of the room when you take off your socks or the look on a stranger’s face when they first catch a whiff of your breath, even if your problem is escaping wind that is so foul that people in adjacent rooms start screaming in pain, we have the perfect solution for you.

All bad odors are simply gases, and gases can be controlled. Using biopharmaencapsulation, a new, patented and completely safe technology, scientists have found that regular usage can change all escaping, unpleasant odors into refreshing springtime scents.

Take just one pill every two hours, and the next time you take your socks off, don’t be surprised when your family asks “Did someone bring flowers home?” Comes in lavender, rose, and fresh-from-the-oven biscuit fragrances. 

By prescription only. Talk to your doctor today!

Warning: may cause diarrhea, migraine, and inability to detect smells